Fallibilities / Funnies / Stuff Ups..........
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Spotted at the Asia Pavillion hotel in Vientiane.
I was tempted to walk in & just ask for a free brekky, but then again I thought that my humour would not be apreciated.
I was tempted to walk in & just ask for a free brekky, but then again I thought that my humour would not be apreciated.
I flew by a car parked on the side of the road......Turns out it was a traffic cop on patrol near end of his watch, he pulled out and started following me,... and then pulled over my speeding motorcycle .....
He gets out of the patrol car ...walks up to me and says :
Man - you really picked a time ... it's end of my duty shift, and I sure want to go home and put my feet up. You come along here and destroy all thought of home on time..... Tell you what .......... if you can give me a good reason why you were speeding that I have haven't heard before ..... I'll let you go .....
I knew I had to think fast, suddenly I had an idea, so I sat up straight and said.......
Officer ....... A while back my wife walked out on me ... just plain up and left me.
I found out she'd gone off with a Police officer .............
When I saw your blue lights behind and I thought you were trying to GIVE HER BACK !!
On yer way son ... !!
He gets out of the patrol car ...walks up to me and says :
Man - you really picked a time ... it's end of my duty shift, and I sure want to go home and put my feet up. You come along here and destroy all thought of home on time..... Tell you what .......... if you can give me a good reason why you were speeding that I have haven't heard before ..... I'll let you go .....
I knew I had to think fast, suddenly I had an idea, so I sat up straight and said.......
Officer ....... A while back my wife walked out on me ... just plain up and left me.
I found out she'd gone off with a Police officer .............
When I saw your blue lights behind and I thought you were trying to GIVE HER BACK !!
On yer way son ... !!
This doctors surgery in Phuket still makes me laugh, even after many years of seeing it.
Dr Pornsak 555
Dr Pornsak 555
Someone who did not manage the turn ?
No, it is an advertising for a cafe and MC-stop at 1900 m above sea on mountainroad
"Sustenpass", road nr 11, in Switzerland that runs from the northen end of the St Gotthard-tunnel
and westwards.
No, it is an advertising for a cafe and MC-stop at 1900 m above sea on mountainroad
"Sustenpass", road nr 11, in Switzerland that runs from the northen end of the St Gotthard-tunnel
and westwards.
This is only funny coz it wasn't me & made my friend very late for work one morning!! Btw I think it's a Mangrove snake 
Look at this thread for the video of the Vietnamese Batpod:
http://www.moto-net.com/breve.php?RefBreve=5302
Cheers, Lung.
http://www.moto-net.com/breve.php?RefBreve=5302
Cheers, Lung.
Moron driver of the year. Spotted at Loy Krathong in Houei Xai.
Attempting to reverse his way out through the crowd & oncoming parade!!
Attempting to reverse his way out through the crowd & oncoming parade!!